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13 June 2010 @ 11:13 pm
Stonehenge Apocalypse: a Misha picspam.  
"Stonehenge Apocalypse" is a gloriously crappy movie but it's so worth seeing, for the only thing they did right was make a lot of pretty Misha close-ups. Which is why I couldn't help but make a picspam.

Sample:



I approved of this shitty movie as soon as I saw this. Misha's sexy voice + a lips closeup. Unf.





I also approve of Misha fingering the UK. *Cough*







"I know I'll repeat it about a dozen more times, but I gotta tell you. IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD."





Handporn!









"Hello Dean? The Stonehenge is moving. I'm thinking it's some kinda electromagnetic electromagnetism."
"Cas, did you mix crack with shrooms again?"



"Dean, I'm telling you, this is important! We gotta move all the stones back to... Dean? Dean?!"
"Beep beep beep"









"My EMF is picking up something. It might be the Stonehenge spirit. We need to salt and burn the Stonehenge."











More hand!porn.

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Castiel is determined to solve the problem himself, since Dean is unwilling to help.







(Un)fortunately he's captured, handcuffed and tied to a chair.



And gets a camera stuck right into his face so we can admire the pretty blue eyes.

















Google: "WTF the Stonehenge is moving".



"I was right. It's all the electromagnetic electromagnetism coming from the Stonehenge spirit."







For the record, I love his "you are all such morons" look.



Aaaand hair!porn.



"I can't take this anymore. I want my trenchcoat and go back on Supernatural."













So apparently some more electromagnetism. 



Who cares if we have some glorious profile!porn.



And the other side.



I dare you not to lol at the next two.





Action!Misha



A lot of pretty closeups in cyan. 















I couldn't resist taking a cap of the glorious bum.













Mishawalk = sexy. 





My chuck, why is his nose so damn pretty.











Love the one-sided smirk.



And the nose crinkle.







"Ohmygod a bad CGI pyramid is rising from the ground."







I don't think I'd ever be able to take pissedoff!Misha seriously. He's just too adorable. More nose crinkles.







This scene totally looks more interesting when out of context. Karla: director's cut. 



"Lucifer Joseph, I cannot let you destroy the humanity."





Where Misha goes, homoerotic subtext follows.





Unexpected!het is unexpected. No rly, I lol'd at the pathetic attempt to introduce romance into this movie. It's like a very bad fanfic. Plot? What plot?





Anyway what the hell was the deal with this One Ring and why didn't he even use it at the end but just gave it away to some random chick. Okay seriously, I'd think it was some kinda marriage ring from his deceased wife who they totally forgot to include in the script before filming.









Yay for some skin.



And another bum shot.



Run Misha run.





"No, my preciousssss!"





*Still distracted by the nekkid lower back*



"IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!!!"





That is all.



This is actually the first scene from the movie. But I think it looks better as the last.



104 caps, 1280x768, download links
Edited: http://www.mediafire.com/?ohm22w0a2gx (21 mb)
Unedited: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzzjztorjgy (5 mb)

Feel free to repost them anywhere and use them in your fanart, but crediting me would be nice since I spent half a day in Photoshop to produce this. :)
 
 
Feelin': accomplishedaccomplished
 
 
 
harper47harper47 on June 13th, 2010 10:30 pm (UTC)
Look at all the closeups. Syfy may make crappy movies. But they certainly have their priorities straight. Cast Misha Collins and then spend all your time doing closeups. Thanks for posting the pretty so we can dwell and dwell and dwell and dwell.

And now I keep staring at the bare skin.

Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
IKR, this bit of skin just above the bum is very distracting.
Kronette: SPN-Castiel_BAMFkronette on June 13th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
I adore you :D
Konst: [spn] castiel assbutt by temporalrangertimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
:D
|528491| wishful feather ⇧: Misha | It was a robot headartinrevolution on June 13th, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
OMG! I didn't notice the robot head note at the beginning of the movie LOL
EPIC PICSPAM! The movie was pretty cheesy but there were very nice close-ups of Misha, I couldn't help staring at those eyes and lips throughout the movie.

I might use your screencaps for icons, I'll credit you of course ;)

YOUR DEFAULT ICON IS MADE OF WIN BTW :D


Edited at 2010-06-13 11:07 pm (UTC)
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
I only noticed it when I was watching it for the 4th time and capping!

Misha's prettiness is the only thing that saved the movie. Sorta.

Yours is awesome too. xD Robot head icons rock.
Mish: Misha -- Panty Wingshsapiens on June 13th, 2010 11:30 pm (UTC)
I've snagged these. All of them. THANK YOU! Looking at your list of fandoms and pairings in the sidebar, I'm going to friend you because we have a lot in common.
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 11:39 pm (UTC)
Okay :D
James: serious shit on the internetdarkestnight01 on June 13th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE MY HERO! :D
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 11:39 pm (UTC)
^__^
Kaelie Albrightbratri_v_zbrani on June 13th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
Can I just say that I was staring at his crotch a bit too much on the "action misha" picture?

And yay for Syfy b-movies!
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 13th, 2010 11:58 pm (UTC)
Yeh it was meant to be a crotch picture but I decided not to name it that. xDDDD
MF Luder: SPN yes Misha canmf_luder_xf on June 14th, 2010 03:52 am (UTC)
We need to salt and burn the Stonehenge."

LOL, I totally thought that, too.

Where Misha goes, homoerotic subtext follows.

Yuuuuup.lol

WHY SO PRETTY, MISHA?!

Thanks for this awesome picspam. EPIC.
Konst: [misha] face of godtimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:38 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed! :)
unrepentant narcolepticfeldspar2 on June 14th, 2010 03:54 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you for the pretty...

Okay, it's canon now: I will watch Misha Collins in ANYTHING. The movie was pure crapdoodle but hey, what Saturday SyFy movie isn't?

I went 'Oh shit' when he gave Torri the ring; I just KNEW then he was going to snuff it. And what's the deal with his jeans? Did he sit on a park bench with wet paint??

Konst: [m2] idk what misha didtimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:43 pm (UTC)
I too think I can watch him in anything. But I'd rather not. I mean, I'd rather if he didn't take up any more roles like this. He's a brilliant actor, he deserves to get a role in something good. He deserves a career when Supernatural ends.
tracy: actor | misha | ITSACATmadmguillotine on June 14th, 2010 06:55 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, I need to see this. I can't believe I forgot about it. I have no idea what the deal with the robot head is, but your icon is killing me anyway xD
Konst: [spn] castiel assbutt by temporalrangertimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:43 pm (UTC)
The robothead is the new assbutt. :D
141.12: spn: Heat of the Momentmars_of_war on June 14th, 2010 07:21 am (UTC)
Thanks for these. I might icon some later. I've made three of the Robot Head sticky note, but that's about all I've gotten around to so far.

I also managed to find the dl link for the movie from your tweet stream so thanks. :D
Konst: [misha] SA ROBOTHEADtimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:46 pm (UTC)
Hee, I was gonna make it but then I thought 2 "robothead" icons are probably enough. xDDDD


Wait, do I have you on twitter?
141.12: SPN : Home on the Highwaymars_of_war on June 14th, 2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm 14112. I never use my LJ but I'm going to friend you anyway. XD
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 05:55 pm (UTC)
Oh hai :D Yeh, I rarely use my LJ too.
❂ MEESHARE CULLENS: RobotHeadbindaroonie on June 14th, 2010 07:23 am (UTC)
OH GOD THIS MOVIE WAS INSANE AND IT'S MY NEWEST FAVOURITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I NEED TO GO WATCH IT AGAIN BECAUSE 5 TIMES IN 24 HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH AND PRETTY MISHA WAS PRETTY AND FUNNY!

THANKS FOR CAPPING- WE'RE GOING TO USE THE HELL OUT OF THESE FOR dailymisha THIS SUMMER- HOORAY!
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:49 pm (UTC)
I WATCHED THIS BEAUTY 4 TIMES AND I WANT AGAIN! :D

I'M ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO FOREVER MOCKING PRAISING MISHA FOR HIS BRILLIANT ROLE OF JACOB AT EACH AND EVERY CONVENTION NEXT YEAR. I AM SO BUYING A ROBOTHEAD FOR THE PHOTO OP AT ASYLUM 5.
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Konst: [spn] castiel not amusedtimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:50 pm (UTC)
:D Sorry for crappy quality, I hoped someone would upload a HD version of the movie but apparently noone will... :(
angelicmercyangelicmercy on June 14th, 2010 10:49 am (UTC)
Oh I worship you for making this awesome picpspam and Misha for making this adorable, funny movie!!!! I pray every day that he gets to do more movies! XDXDXD
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
I want him to do more movies cuz I don't want him to get stuck with the Castiel image forever. But I don't want him to get into more crappy movies. He can do better.
angelicmercyangelicmercy on June 14th, 2010 08:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah I want him to do more good movies. He's an amazing actor and deserves awesome movies to play in!
a slice of delicious bitchcakeearthlyillusion on June 14th, 2010 12:50 pm (UTC)
Okay, I just might have left this tab open all day. And rewatched this movie 4 TIMES ALREADY. I LOVE IT SFM AND I LOVE YOU FOR CAPPING IT. AND I LOVE THE CAMERA PEOPLE FOR THE OVERUSE OF THE ZOOM. THIS MOVIE JUST MAKES ME LOVE. ♥
Konst: [spn] castiel face by kelsigrinttimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
They kinda stole the idea from Supernatural, haven't they? xDDDD Spend half the time doing pretty closeups of the boys to compensate for lack of budget for epic CGI effects! Only that they didn't realize it won't compensate also for crappy plot, dialogues and directing.
Mizramizra on June 14th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen this level of awesome since... well, let's just say it's been a while.
Epically bad sci-fi movie was epic.
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:56 pm (UTC)
I dont usually watch these bad scifi movies so I dunno if any modern ones compare. Awesome crap like this, last time I saw in the 90s, I think.
Emerald Embersemerald_embers on June 14th, 2010 01:01 pm (UTC)


It's pedantic, I know, but I'm giggling my head off at the fact the article on the left misspells 'destroy' as 'distroy' XD.

Oh dear. Clearly I'm not concentrating on the right things ;).
Konst: [spn] dean facepalm by janie_tangerinetimey_wimey_kid on June 14th, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
Oh there's tons of stupid mistakes like that. Have a look at strangeandcharm's review.
Lynz: Castiel (SexHair)blackcalic0 on June 14th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
I've not got round to watching this yet, but it looks so bloody cheesy!
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 15th, 2010 05:47 pm (UTC)
You should. This is the most cracktastic movie I've seen in ages.
enchantersnight: Deanenchantersnight on June 15th, 2010 01:18 pm (UTC)
Just finished watching and am still giggling at (swooning) at all the lovely close ups, *sigh* what gorgeous eyes ;)
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 15th, 2010 05:47 pm (UTC)
I love his eyes <3
the female ghost of tom joad: misha is my favoritejanie_tangerine on June 15th, 2010 02:43 pm (UTC)
So I am taking this and hopefully making a crapload of icons. THANKS SO MUCH FOR THESE will totally give credit. ;) ;) ;)

Also I finished it like three seconds ago AND NOW I WANT TO RE-WATCH IT.
Konsttimey_wimey_kid on June 15th, 2010 05:48 pm (UTC)
Yay awesome cuz then I'm grabbing your crapload to use! :D

I've watched it 4 times and I gotta do it again. I already remember half their hilarious electromagnetic dialogues by heart but I don't care.